I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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