I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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