hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Buhtt sex?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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