love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
