I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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