Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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