awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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