it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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