I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She fuckin peed on me
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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