Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
