I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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