JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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