If you die in college, do you die in real life?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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