You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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