We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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