Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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