just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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