it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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