I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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