JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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