is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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