Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
