Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
