Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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