Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
