I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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