and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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