i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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