It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You coming home soon, man?
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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