decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
