I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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