Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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