Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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