there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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