I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
