it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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