do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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