IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My dick has a subreddit
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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