Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
no more duck duck goose at the bar
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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