the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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