She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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