You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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