How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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