Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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