I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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