This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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