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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!

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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.

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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.

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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.

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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.

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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.

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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.

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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.

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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.

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Where are you?

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dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.

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