If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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