the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I did not marry a roomba.
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