i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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