winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
then he tried to convert me to islam
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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