and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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