You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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