Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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