I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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