i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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