He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
