I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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