new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
of course. lets lasso hookers.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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